A Sampling of Jokes

I decided to try and mix things up a bit since I have been posting so many memes on Wednesdays recently. Therefore I decided to scour the internet for some good jokes to share with all of you. It is important to take time and laugh, whether it be at ourselves or cleverly organized words. Wednesday marks the halfway point for many of our work-weeks and is often more difficult to slog through. This is why I try to post something humorous on Wednesdays. I would prefer to have the wit to come up with my own, original humorous posts, but sadly the necessary wit evades me. I hope the jokes listed below bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your throat. Enjoy.

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive… It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

What do you call the largest mammal on Earth that lives in a palace?

A: The prince of Wales of course!

When is a door not a door?

A: When it is ajar.

Why are young ladies like arrows?

A: Because they are all aquiver in the presence of a beau.

How does a rabbi make coffee?

A: Hebrews it!

How do you throw a space party?

A: You planet!

If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

Where are average things manufactured?

A: The satisfactory!

I invented a new word today. Plagiarism!

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